Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
Get the Paper Towel Mathmug. 
Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.
Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
by Filidili November 30, 2018
Get the Mathmug. by big benlol May 23, 2019
Get the mathmug. "- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014
Get the emotional mathmug. math ill sue you and me and lulu is goana get this apartment. If not ill make sure ur gonna b forgotten yo sick ass mfka js make math easy! @! @ !# @# ! @! #! #@
Math is dead.
by Hotrod1234_LulusLOVELIFE December 12, 2021
Get the MATHmug. by somegirlonhere October 20, 2020
Get the Mathmug.