9/11

we dont talk about that here.

A: what happened at 9/11 ?
B: plane.

by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023

kevin 11

The reason I watch ben 10 alien force

Kevin 11 : you gotta treat a woman like you treat a car

Gwen : go on

Kevin 11 : no I sense I’ve made a mistake

by Soulscythe May 28, 2022

Windows 11

the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.

Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11

by A-ManWare December 27, 2021

april 11

national send nudes to Brodie Francisco day !!!

Hey it's april 11, I have to send nudes to Brodie.

by DILFMASRER69 April 10, 2022

9/11

Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey" 9/11!

Hey listen to my new song I made! Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey"Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey 9/11

by dickfucker664 May 14, 2025

June 11

A day that only CP thugs are born on.

Hey arent you born on June 11th?

Yeah, Why?

Oh that means youre a CP thug haha!

by John19371 June 7, 2024

11/29/25

(in Nevada) a day for you to spend time with your friends or loved ones

Smart person: Hey, are you going to the NGP Autumn in Action event?

Also smart person: Duh, me and my boyfriend are going cuz it’s 11/29/25 and we want to have a fun, free date

by nextgenpoliticsnevada November 23, 2025