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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.
Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
by Rknep May 28, 2010
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my party boots

a kick ass song by NOFX the greatest punk band ever!
Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots

I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.
by LYO45 April 25, 2009
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oh my ride

1) Cool.
2) Oh my gosh.
3) Interesting
4) Dido.
by ohmyride May 1, 2009
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my purse

Describing someone's "personals," or something they find personal or unique to them.
Watching football on Sundays is my purse.
by I'm The Shit May 14, 2006
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oh my grief

an expression used by this one dumb bitch this one time cuz she doesn't wanna take the Lord's name in vain.
stupid bitch: "11 business day hold? Oh my grief!"
by Kirby33 August 30, 2006
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