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I love to fuck

You :)
by Bad C dev November 6, 2024
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I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023
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I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!
When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
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All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.
Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?
by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023
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Väster I Lund

Väster is a place in the west part of Lund, Sweden. There is a lot of gang violence and crime there.

The famous producer Hugo lives there. That's why there is a lot of tourism also.
-Oh man, did you go to Väster I Lund?
-Yes I did, and I met the cool producer Hugo!
by Kalle Boss November 9, 2020
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