Up your butt and around the corner

For men: A useful cue to give someone who's trying to stimulate one's prostate.

I'm not exactly asking to peg you, just to go up your butt and around the corner.

by wangdangdoogle March 23, 2017

Like a rat up a drain pipe

1. Aussie slang for one SpEEdY B0I

2. when you have a molecular scale dick, and she has a universal pussy

the boy raced past like a rat up a drain pipe

IT WAS LIKE TRYNA FIT A NEEDLE DOWN A HALLWAY

by itsDavid0_o (death embodied) April 11, 2018

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

up your (my) ronson

phrase desribing when someone won't leave you the f**k alone.

"dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!"

by sugarleaf March 10, 2003

skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep

girl i got your loving on repeat and i bet you never had it like this real good loving light up your wrist. last call are you coming with me. i got some things you want to see, tell all you’re friends that you’re busy they know
they know that we got the chemistry.
love how your body feels on me.
when we get back, let me get that.

skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep
use it in a sentence: “look! skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep”, exclaimed mark, with his non-existent drivers license.
alternative/synonym: vroom, riding in my van, honk honk

by icantbelievethatworked August 13, 2019

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)

OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017