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The Griddy Man

The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.

Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?

Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.

Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.

Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.

And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
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Ketchup Man

A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.
Girl 1: Did you see ketchup man today?
Girl2 :Yeah, and he said that he doesn't have ketchup :(
by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022
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man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
by skyler johns March 12, 2024
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man-dashian

A male that is high maintence, self consumed, and has a diva like attitude. Social media is of upmost importance. 👑
Bro, quit acting like a man-dashian
by Stuh May 22, 2016
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The Christmas Man

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.

He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
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Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022
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Kein cool man

A kein cool man is a cool guy and a good friend but gets mad when you take pictures of him or share them with class
by Randomguy392 March 31, 2021
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