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funnel of shit

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.
by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015
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truck shit

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck
guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.
by Heather hammered February 1, 2018
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dip shit line

The slang country name for Digital Subscriber Line. DSL is the worst Internet Service there is. The Real name of it should be Dip Shit Line.
Out in the country your internet will usually be very slow and very bad Dip Shit Line that will drop off multiple times a day from usually only one ISP internet monopoly.
by VengaFan May 1, 2020
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shit halo

When a guy goes bald but still has a circle of scraggly hair around the crown of his head
Wow look at Sean, he has acquired quite the shit halo since college.
by Trizzzle June 8, 2016
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Oh Shit!

Commonly used to describe a bad situation, and usually accompanied by a tone representing anger, fear, or stress.
OH SHIT! I LOST MY DOG!

Oh Shit! This can't be happening...

Oh Shit! I don't have much time left!
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.
by CrackManson July 7, 2024
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