a rainbow shot out of my dick

“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.

“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”

ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

My dick fell off

Is a meme that is used in joke

For example if someone says my dick fell off it mean most likely and hopefully a joke

by Yea I’ll frick a creeper October 26, 2019

douche-all-man-dick

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.

bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.

by duck tape November 12, 2009

sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.

step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

by ik im weird March 1, 2022

Pencil dick bug fucker

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.

Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.

by Shmoobs July 18, 2011

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

i have 1 it is great it gets stuff under the skin, it smells. I like to play with it

poos

by judith November 3, 2003