girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.

“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”

by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022

man dust

the fine dust created using an electric razor.

dude... get the man dust out of sink.

by O.B.G.Y.N. Spurius April 22, 2009

Omni-Man

One of THE most bad ass superheroes ever, he beats homelander 1000 times, because homelander is ASS

"Homelander has never fought someone his own strength, Omni-Man will whoop his ass"

by Omniingit May 12, 2025

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

mehico man/mehicko man/mehycko man

a rich, handsome, disgustingly wealthy man who makes no money due to his garbage luck in this universe.

matt: yo mehico man/mehicko man/mehycko man
a: that shit was ass n*gga

by slimey dude April 8, 2022

Kool-aid man

When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.

Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH

I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night

by phallic symbol November 14, 2015