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*5 minutes later*
"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
*5 minutes later*
"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
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an individual who is known to be the only single person in his/her group of friends after being alone for a substantial amount of time and is subjected to the whims of other couples; a derogatory term for people that give other couples their towels after they had sex. Derived from "third wheel", but to the long-term extreme.
an individual who is known to be the only single person in his/her group of friends after being alone for a substantial amount of time and is subjected to the whims of other couples; a derogatory term for people that give other couples their towels after they had sex. Derived from "third wheel", but to the long-term extreme.
Guy 1: "You think you'll find love?"
Guy 2: "Nope. Not now, not ever."
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Guy 2: "At this point, imma have to wait another 15 years. I honestly don't care. Once a towel boy, always a towel boy."
Guy 2: "Nope. Not now, not ever."
Guy 1: "Bro you're being negative. You've only been single for 15 years. Your time will come. Trust."
Guy 2: "At this point, imma have to wait another 15 years. I honestly don't care. Once a towel boy, always a towel boy."
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