Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

by Monnon September 25, 2009

Washing your dick in the sink

Doing an activity that is pointless, A Waste of time, Doing something that achieves nothing.

"I think she likes me."

"Dude, she's a prick tease you're just washing your dick in the sink."

by Marty Mac23 November 2, 2013

I have a big dick

Response "Good for you"

"I have a big dick"

"Good for you"

by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

Dick-Wet-Night

Dick-Wet-Night (AKA DWN), the question you ask your buddy after his date.

"Hey bro, did you get DWN last night?"
"Dick-Wet-Night was achieved!"

by Adjem August 27, 2012

Dick measuring contest

Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.

If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

dicking your ear

When you ram yo shit hard as you can in that bitches ear when she's sleeping, becuase you didnt pay rent this month and she aint puttin out and youre frustrated.
(past tense)- Dicked

The bitch caught an attitude so i dicked her ear.

I'm trying to explain to this bitch that we got busted cuz her mom walked in right when I was dicking your ear.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

big dick energy

Bad Bunny.

That’s it. That’s the definition.

Bad Bunny IS big dick energy.

by artistoftheyear December 18, 2018