shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

shut your cheeks

Another form of "shut up," albeit a bit more friendly. An excellent response to banter, as it is a play on the phrase, "talking shit"; you are describing their mouth as an asshole that needs to close.

Friend - "Your girlfriend is old enough to be your mum."
You - "Shut your cheeks, bro."

by Paul Odyssey February 21, 2022

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

ask your crush out day

it’s august 20th you now what that means ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY!!

John: aye you now what day it is

Emily: wait what day is it?

John: it’s august 20th

Emily: what’s happens today?

John: ask your crush out day!

Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021

your on job

Sean haugh

Sean haugh your on job

by Kane fallahi January 17, 2018

your girl

mine

me: don't read this lil bro, your girl is already mine

by I'mHim August 24, 2023

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022