by Miya777 March 28, 2023
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by Cremsious April 30, 2021
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by the philosophizir July 16, 2024
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-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
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-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
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by PABLO.ESC0 October 16, 2022
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by jojowah November 23, 2021
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by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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