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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
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Poor Man's X

Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.
An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.

Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.

An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025
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Man of still

A term used by illiterate, dyslexic, motherfuckers hailing from Lapeer county michigan when trying to entice any woman willing to give him a shot in the area of dating, ultimately for sex (i.e. DTF)

These men typically are single due to their inability to keep a female due to their narrow minded nonsensical behavior, terrible grammar and low IQ.
"For all u single female out there, here the real man of still for you"

Translation : for all you single females out there, here's a real man of steel for you
by Grammarnazi_810 April 3, 2017
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Fl man pepper spray

This occurs when you become contaminated with bear spray and you come home to have sex with your partner. within 5 min of fucking, you both sweat and reactivate the chemical agent. Now you and you partner's genitals are burning like hellfire due to the lack of patience of waiting for the agent to wash off.
"yea I fucked up trying to run from dog the bounty hunter.now my gf not talking to me because I gave her the fl man pepper spray.
by PABLO.ESC0 October 16, 2022
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