I love you

This is the thing I want to say to you !
You know, i might be shy... But I love you so much and I will be able to leave everything for you, cuz I want you to know that you mean everything to me, you're so precious <3

"Babe, I love you so much and i mean it :)"
"I- wow, I love you too ! 🥰"

by Leeea0407 November 24, 2021

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

boy but with an i

when you want to say boi out loud

Someone: i want my first son to be a guy
You: boy but with an i

by memelord8448 April 18, 2018

I am the storm

A really horrible Nazi slogan

Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?

by Laurgelon October 3, 2020

Why the hell am I here??

In a place or situation, you do NOT know how you got there in the first place.

Random: So are you some type of elite person or?

You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Nothing I do or say

And my instructions were: Do it in such a way that nothing I could ever say could lead anything to interfere with the plan.

Hym "So nothing I do or say is going to lead you to get what you want. I know you are just sitting there waiting for something you can use against me. In the absence of your ability to use my own words against me, lie, and pretend is where I thrive. So, I made it the case. Now none of of that is going to affect what I do or what happens next."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025