Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus May 3, 2018

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018

Bowl-Shitting

Used to discretely ask if somebody wants to go have smoke a bowl of grass.

*Scene: The family Christmas dinner.

Cool older Cousin: Hey buddy, wanna Bowl-Shit before dinner?

Nick: Hell yeah

Bowl-Shitting

by C.Leroby45 January 23, 2018

Shit

Your stuff or poop

1. Pick up your shit!

2. I just took a shit.

by PenisSucker123456789 January 26, 2018

Shit locked down

It means you’re gorgeous. Sheesh

That girl Hanna got shit locked down

by Ryan3000 January 26, 2018

shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018

duh shit

Another way of saying “obviously”. Typically used out of pure exasperation with a person/situation.

Your friend: Yo, like... Donald Trump sucks
You: DUH SHIT

by faded&jaded January 31, 2018