I feel like lindsey

to feel rejected

this man don't want me, I feel like Lindsey

by anonymous October 6, 2025

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

I could be about that

a paul lougee-ism, not fully committing to a proposed idea but not fully excluding yourself from a proposed idea

do you wanna go get ice cream?

yeah i could be about that

by shknowlesy November 26, 2010

i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)

i like misty because she got big tits

by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021

All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.

Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?

by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Stoves<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Stoves<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Stoves<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025