Trippy Toni is a monster that hides under the beds of all those who oppose him. They say if you say his name into a mirror 3 Times, he will appear and jugg your weed and have intercourse with your underage sister. A demon or legend? You decide.
by Bamden2040 December 16, 2020
Get the Trippy Toni mug.Toni is used for a woman or man that is usually short and over-weight, definition of "crying over spilled milk". They enjoy attention so they often create issues for themselves. Pretends their life is so hard when obstacles are average human every-day problems. Hypocritical Hypochondriac that is often ignorant but insists everyone else is of lesser knowledge.
by Australia tagen September 20, 2017
Get the Toni mug.Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 17, 2024
Get the Toni's Law mug.Toni is real and is a person you can trust. Toni makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is taken by a beautiful girl. tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Toni is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. Toni is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.
"Mannn ... i can always count on Toni "
"Mannn ... i can always count on Toni "
by tjboy November 25, 2021
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by anonymous April 20, 2025
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best friend: you seem to be seeing Toni a lot recently
girl: yes, i just can’t seem to get enough of him.
girl: yes, i just can’t seem to get enough of him.
by körnchen December 4, 2020
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“When Des Toni walks in the room even the food taste better!”
She’s pretty , a good person to be around , mean but nice sometimes , bipolar .
She’s pretty , a good person to be around , mean but nice sometimes , bipolar .
by dessmilano_ June 2, 2020
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