Musky Trumpet

Dicking a woman down after a long sweaty day of work.

"I got home and gave her the ol' musky trumpet"

"I'd take his musky trumpet!"

by Mexel March 12, 2025

Dick Trumped

Somebody who is a waste of space and got what they deserved

Johnny Somali got Dick Trumped in Korea

by Carolyn Destruction March 14, 2025

King Trumpet

When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.

Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet

by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025

Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

Chocolate Thumper

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.

I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper

by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.

He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.

by El Bombastico September 27, 2025