touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 04, 2022

Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 26, 2024

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler February 03, 2016

Touched a wee bit of blurt

The action of feeling, touching or caressing somebody’s ass.

Derek: What’s happening big man, any action on the weekend?
Ben: Yeah, touched a wee bit of blurt.

by Dickbon May 16, 2025

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 06, 2018

touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 06, 2021

Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.

Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!

by SpaghettiBetty June 02, 2022