Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.

“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”

by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023

Tool Kiss

A kiss where people kiss by sharing

mouth pieces

Becky, we just tool kissed! *takes the vape back*

by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023

Toolie

a hammer

i always keep that toolie on me just in case

by devilshyt July 22, 2023

Tool

The word “tool” is commonly used to refer to a hot guy that somebody wants to bang.

“Omg Tyler is so hot! He’s a total tool!”
“Oh my gosh I know, he’s the hottest smartest person in the world.”

by imhimothy August 22, 2023

Tool

1. a rude or impolite person; a douchebag.
2. a penis.
3. an object used for construction, i guess.
4. an American rock band from Los Angeles. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones and drummer Danny Carey. Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist since 1995, replacing its original bassist Paul D'Amour.

I like the 4th Tool best.

by chezi tacos August 24, 2023

Tool

Another word for penis

Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time

by Chauvinisticbastard August 27, 2023

Tool

A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.

Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.

by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023