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T-man

1) A bad ass dude that takes no shit.
2) An East coast goth influenced guitarist with a chunky metal sound.
3) in general, a dude you don't want to fuck with.
4) street version of the name Tom
1) T-man just knocked that dude out his fubus!
2) T-man was shredding it up last Tuesday night.
3) Beware, T-man is on the prowl!
4) Tom, uh, T-man, what up dog?
by smd April 16, 2006
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Man-Poo

1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.

2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.

3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.

4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.

5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”

Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
by U_Guru January 24, 2020
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H-man

The man who's name begins with H. Usually called "H" but often replaced with his real name on formal occasions. Often used by H's friends and family.
"Those books belong to H-man."
by Meggles1 July 23, 2011
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The Jello Man

The act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then cumming inside the hole filling it in FULLY. You must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. If you're really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended)
Friend: Hey are you sure you made this jello right? It's tastes salty.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.
by Vitality_ February 2, 2017
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Man Hell

A place dedicated only to straight men in the after life where they must face each and every "Man Sin" they committed while alive and receive some sort of penance.
-Finish a whole keg during a keg stand in MAN HELL for every girly cosmo type drink bought at a bar for oneself. NOTE: drinking them at a party where it's free or to get laid is acceptable as long as in a red cup.

-Being a one man NFL team vs the 1985 Bears in MAN HELL because you have a bruise/cut and can't play tackle football with your friends.

-Fight against a champion pit bull in a dog fight ring dressed in a steak suit in MAN HELL because you bought a cute, little puppy..unacceptable!

You get the idea... so don't be a pussy!!!
by AJ Simpson - Ol Dirty' May 27, 2010
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Bubble man

The phrase "Bubble man" comes from an old tamil saying describing someone to be gay. This has now been heard used in many places around the world as part of the slang culture. An adjective derived from it is the term "Bubbly". This refers to someone coming across to be more feminine.
"SB you're a Bubble man"
"You know that kid Joel, he's too bubbly for a boy"
"damn, i love myself a bubbly guy"
by Nxsh May 4, 2017
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Man-Slop

A general staple for any man's diet. Made by throwning together pre-cooked, easily heatable canned food consisting of meat, beans, and various other by-products. Served with an equal amount, by weight, of cheese and/or lard. Goes well with hamburgers or any variation of easily prepareable meat products.
Since no woman was around to make sandwiches, we decided to combine refried beans, corned beef hash, chili, two cans of sloppy joes sandwich sauce, and 10 slices of american cheese and pour it over bacon cheeseburgers, thus making man-slop.
by fastball2293 February 1, 2010
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