tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

Tit Bisket

A person, usually male, who has started to go though puberty, who tries to act tough and sexual to the opposite sex

Guy: My brother is being a tit bisket, he's even thried hitting on my girlfriend

Girl: I remember when i was 13 I was a tit bisket because my breats started to form.

by theotherguyinabox March 8, 2010

Tits In a Sling

extremely easy. easily achieved.

"Dude i put money on the lakers, but there only up by 1 and lebron has the ball, will i win?"

-" Tits in a Sling man, lebrons a choke."

by Anthara November 30, 2010

The Shit's Tits

The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.

I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!

by Turdburglar1991 September 30, 2010

Tit-Fingles

When a girl has long narrow boobs that look like fingers.

Fuckin' A man, that chik has wicked tit-fingles.

by Tiggo_Bitties May 15, 2005

dorsal tits

The boobs created on the back of a fat woman when the back of the bra encases the fat of the back. Therein creating dorsal tits.

"Check out the fat slabs on the back of that chick!"
"They be dorsal tits!"

by Strakes May 4, 2008

tit pillow

When a horny man or boy voluntarily sticks his head in an unexpecting girl or womans breasts

Man that whore let him tit pillow her.

by goodboi December 19, 2008