troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.

"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."

by twoambien June 27, 2016

troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

by NonFish October 17, 2008

pig-troll

An ugly girl trying to get your job

- PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG-TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.

by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 31, 2008

Career Troll

A troll, regardless if the troll is good or bad, has found a way to turn their trolling into a profitable business; thus, their entire career is nothing but being a troll on the internet.

"I can't believe this guy is making so much money on youtube stirring up drama!"
"Yeah, he's a known career troll"

by Phlegmstar June 23, 2020

Booger Troll

An overweight/obese woman that is desperate for sex. Usually has many guys that use her as a fuck buddy but will never take her out on dates or will never be exposed in public with her.

That chick had phone sex with me last night. Yeah one night I was drunk and I did that with her too. Dont give her too much attention shes just a Booger Troll.

by Anonymous345345345 March 20, 2011

sports troll

A person who overtly rubs a big loss in the faces of the losing teams fans; via social media, comments sections, ECT... despite the fact that they are (obviously or admittedly) not a fan of the winning team.

"Adam has always been a Dolphins fan, but the only time you here him talk about sports on Facebook, is when the Patriots loose a big game and he rubs it in our faces"
"What a sports troll"

by Ihaslambchops January 19, 2014