rose porn

Mail catalogs with absolutely gorgeous photos of roses to seduce you into buying the rose bush, which when it blooms, barely resembles the picture.

There is nothing like rose porn in the middle of winter.

by Daisy Mayer August 19, 2011

Cable porn

A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV

"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies

by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023

super porn

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

by Airec March 8, 2008

Hubby Porn

A sexy, scandalous, or pornographic video made by a female to be viewed solely by her boyfriend, fiancee, or spouse.

I'd love it if my girl made me some hubby porn, but she'd kill me if it ended up online.

by JayEllBee January 6, 2010

street porn

pictures of teen magazine ads lying in the street

I was really enjoying that street porn yesterday while walking to work.

by street porn goddess January 11, 2008

Porn Helmet

When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective

Let me just get my porn helmet on, and then you can suck my cock

by pornoporno February 1, 2008

Music Porn

Music porn is NOT porn music. There is a difference.

Porn music is music in porn, but MUSIC PORN is music that is it's own type of porn.

You experience extreme pleasure from listening to whatever preferences you have for music porn.

Music porn is different for all. Some like it soft, some like it rough. Some like something with meaning, some stick to simple sounds.

You may or may not get the idea you know how to lip sync, goose bumps, the urge to dance, a music boner, an actual erection, wet, etc.

AJ: Man, Jose sent me a lot of music porn links last night!

Julie: Oh really? What songs were they?

by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014