Mikes Hard Lemonade

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

by YouSeemMad January 22, 2011

Mike Johnson CIA

1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.

Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson

Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson

Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA

by Mike Johnson for President February 16, 2010

mike tran

a chinese faggot that sucks a lot of big cock to make for his small cock.

that chinese faggot must a be a mike tran

by you are hella gay April 15, 2017

Foxtrot Mike Lima

the phonetic alphabet for FML...or fuck my life

used in a sentence: Foxtrot Mike Lima! my cat just died.

by Missy Bear November 20, 2010

Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

I blame mike

An awesome punk rock band from buckingham, united kingdom.
They take influence from bands such as Billy talent, Blink 182, homegrown and other such bands. Can be shorten to IBM.
And they happen to be some of the greatest mates ever.

check out I BLAME MIKE 'S "my space" (google it)

by chippy009 May 30, 2006

Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.

...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect

by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008