Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016
Get the ultimate swag mastermug. by readme.rtf November 11, 2020
Get the Master Two Shitsmug. *One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*
Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'
Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'
Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'
Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'
Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'
Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'
Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
by Corbusier December 22, 2014
Get the Jizz Master Jaymug. by xxx-kushmaster-xxx April 3, 2015
Get the jordan kush mastermug. Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!
Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!
Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!
by mmmloops October 12, 2009
Get the jedi master lupemug. pepe the master of reees is a rank obtained in the meme army that effectively grants you command over everyone. destroy the normies
by i am ikke en nigger June 7, 2019
Get the pepe the master of reeesmug. by anonymous September 5, 2021
Get the Swag master 69mug.