Fuck the Army

Something said by soldiers who are sick of putting up with BS in the army

"Hey SPC Smelly, we're going to need you to do ACQ this weekend"

"Again? This is the fifth time this month. Fuck the Army"

"SGT Smitty, this will be your fifth time deploying and you will miss your child being born for the third time."

"FTA"

by dvlkhbadljfnv December 27, 2011

fuck 'em

In a state in which a person could careless about a person, place, thing or a group.

Delvis didn't show up for this blunt, ah, fuck 'em.

by ismokedope November 12, 2008

Club Fucked

1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.

2. The club you wish to use is not an option.

"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"

by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

For fucks sake

A mixture between for wtf and confusion, with a little bit of annoyance mixed in.

For fucks sake, Jim pull you damn penis out of my computer's floppy drive!

by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003

shirt fucking

When two or more people are wearing the same shirt

DAMMIT TOM you are really shirt fucking me today you knew i was going to wear that

by ACMEMBER August 5, 2012

Camping a Fuck

Camping a fuck is what you do when you want to hook up with a girl who's just not putting out. You know you'll end up hitting it eventually, so you camp it out 'til she gives in.

My bro's been camping a fuck so long he's got serious blue balls.

by Thug Poet December 19, 2008

Absolute Fuck

The point where no more fucks can be given.

Dude, I don’t care, I’m at absolute fuck.

by MacDaddy31870 February 14, 2019