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Tiger Dragon

A term used when you run out of insults to call a person you despise.
Jacob: "Dumbass."
Chris: "Dumbfuck."
Jacob: "Asshole."
Chris: "Bitchass."
Jacob: "...Tiger dragon" o.o
by BrokenSmiles September 21, 2011
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welfare dragon

A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.
"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"
by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014
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Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014
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evil dragon

The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.
Mary Kate: Shut up evil dragon im trying to give a presentation!
by marykatkinz January 1, 2012
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Dungeons and Dragons

Please don't murder hobbo in my game
They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign
by Ohgodwhyfuckingwhypainaaaah April 10, 2020
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Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.
A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.
by visgean January 7, 2015
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crazy dragon

When a person gives a guy a blowjob, as he is about to ejaculate, he punches them in the nose, ordering his warm load to come straight out through the nose.
Dude, I gave Tiffany a crazy dragon last night. It was awesome!
by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017
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