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freezie cat

My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!
by S Bessman April 18, 2015
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Hehe Cat

So once there was a cat, he was living in the 18th century. Hehe cat is part of the renaissance movement to the west. Particularly taking from the ancient Egyptian cats. He was recently spotted in North Dakota with his "fake" adopted family. Back to the fact that he was living in the 18th century, so he was basically Robin Hood. He stole catnip from rich persian cats and provided to the poor binguses of that century. He is known by many to be Batman's lost son. What no one knows, is that he accidentally stumbled upon a time machine and became a world-known meme. And to this day forward, he should not be compared to the Hehe movement by Michael Jackson. (This is not a cult. PERIOD).
Oh look! Here comes our saviour, the Hehe Cat.
by Sam Smith twin evil brother December 20, 2022
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retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse
by soggys January 12, 2022
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Cat-Cuck

Someone who devotes their whole lives to disrespectful destructive undeserving cats.
“Omg my cat just mulched my Chinese food even though his food bowl is full, he’s so cute 🤤.” “That guy is such a Cat-cuck he would lick its butthole if given the chance”
by Amtrackbrown November 2, 2021
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Putty cat

A kitty with a big pussy or a woman with a big pussy/ pussy lips
Guy: My girlfriend got that real putty cat
by The hamburgerler January 20, 2019
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Calie Cats

An incest freak who has intercourse with her sisters. It is sure to make you cry because of how ugly it is. You’ll never want to see it again. It smells rancid like cat pee and lives in the woods. It listens to cbat by Hudson mowhaeke four times a day
“Have you walked past Calie cats today? It smells so gross
by Peepee472 September 6, 2022
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