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Beast Crosser

**Beast Crosser** (bēst krôs·ər) slang.
def: A backstabbing opportunist who you helped out and took care of, but who turned around to steal your ideas, claim your work, and betray your trust. Someone who acts like they’ve been supporting you while actually plotting to benefit off your hard work and creations, including stealing the Beast knowledge and concepts you developed.

**Beast Crosser Tactics:**

1. **Knowledge Theft:**

- Steals your Beast philosophy and principles
- Takes credit for Beast concepts you created
- Claims they developed the Beast mindset first
- Tries to monetize your Beast knowledge without permission
- Copies your Beast terminology and definitions

1. **Domain/Brand Hijacking:**

- Registers similar domains (adds ‘s’ or changes spelling)
- Tries to sell copycat domains for profit off YOUR success
- Creates knockoff Beast-related businesses
- Confuses your audience with similar branding

1. **Concept Appropriation:**

- Takes your Beast movement ideas
- Claims they originated the Boston Beast principles
- Tries to teach “their version” of Beast knowledge
- Sells courses/content using your Beast concepts
“That Beast Crosser been studying under me for months, now he out here teaching ‘his’ Beast philosophy to people.”

“Watch out for Beast Crossers - they’ll help you build then steal your whole concept and domain.”

“This Beast Crosser straight jacked my Beast knowledge and tried to sell it back to the community.”

“Don’t trust him, he’s a Beast Crosser who took my business name, added an ‘S’ and tried to flip it.”

“Beast Crossers stay lurking, waiting to steal your intellectual property once you build value.”

**Real Examples:**

“This Beast Crosser watched me develop the whole Beast philosophy, then started teaching ‘Beast principles’ like he created them. Even tried to sell a domain with my business name plus an ‘S’ after I built all the value.”

“Beast Crosser took my Beast knowledge, my concepts, my whole movement understanding, then tried to flip it and claim he been teaching this forever.”

“Beast Crosser took my Beast knowledge, my concepts, my whole movement understanding, then tried to flip it and claim he been teaching this forever.”

**Community Response:**
“Beast Crossers stay trying to steal Beast knowledge and profit”
“Don’t let Beast Crossers hijack the Beast movement you created”
“Boston Beasters protect original Beast knowledge from thieves”
“That’s Beast Crosser behavior - stealing concepts AND domains”

**Protection Strategies:**
“Document your Beast knowledge creation”
“Boston Beasters witness and protect original Beast concepts”
by Boston Beast June 8, 2025
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the berkeley beast

he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.

as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.

no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?

guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.

friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??

guy: the berkeley who...

friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
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South Beast

Keenan: "Yesterday one of my friends tryed to nut tap me but he only hit my penis."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"

Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."
by Beat Slice Fresh February 12, 2009
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Weaponly beast

When something is both weapon (great) and beast (great)
Brennie: that DVD collection is weaponly beast lad

Cameron: cheers lad
by Doctorweapons March 24, 2021
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Beasts Mentailty

A Youtube Channel ran by Angel The Lion and Wolf Mentailty that ranges from paranormal investigation to demolition videos
Example 1: I like to watch Beasts Mentailty videos.
Example 2: Have you checked out the new Beasts Mentailty videos?
Example 3: Those Beasts Mentailty vides are the best.
by daddylion July 3, 2020
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Majestical Beast

Noun. The dangle (aka. Penis) of a male.
(Ex). Preston whipped out his majestical beast and started showing it off.
by anonymous February 11, 2024
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