Ketney stone

ket•ney stone

/ˈketnē stōn/

(Noun)

Def.: Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: these wooks have been coming in with severe Ketney stones lately

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 3, 2021

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.

by Windy Frank June 5, 2024

Stonely

When you get stoned by yourself and you get bored and lonely.

Babs so stonely they she texted her friends at 3am. She shared all her high philosophies about aliens and how there is a cat staring her. Babs doesn’t have a cat.Babs was severely stonely.

by CosmicSweets October 8, 2021

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

Stone licker

A derogatory term for a Muslim (since Muhammad licked the black stone)

Erub Muhammad that fuckin stone licker

by Bigpeen nino March 21, 2024

Chris stone

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA

Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him

by Chris stone October 10, 2021

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 12, 2025