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square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun
Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"
by jnd2008 February 12, 2025
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Squaren

A individual like Bo Baby who is a complete square but also a male version of Karen.
My coworker is such a squaren!
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Square Circle

No video after that last one Matt? Really. I FOR SURE thought I would get you with that one.
Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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Squardebate

Used in any random context to keep a conversation flowing
Awkward silence in the room… “squardebate”
by Amad Diallooooooo June 16, 2025
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squareme

Squareme is a way of saying cigarettes or asking someone for one, like “square me” because cigarettes come in a square box.
“Yo can you squareme”

i’m smoking a sqaureme*
by Imadinosaur June 24, 2025
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Square Badge

Square badge- private security guard,mall cop. Used mostly in the NYC area.
Once Pat retired from the NYPD, he's working as a square badge on a mall in Westechester.
by Seamus603 October 18, 2025
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Square

When you are Harlan Anthony Melendy (H.A.M)
Ex: oh look theres Ham! He is square
by Exabier6825 December 20, 2025
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