mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

Your Shoe Nam Bread

A jamaican term, reffered to as “Your shoe has a whole in it.”

Hey Micheal! Your Shoe Nam Bread!

by Yeah, THAT guy. June 5, 2018

Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.

“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”

by MisterHollie December 27, 2021

Red Shoes

A girl (usually white in race) who wears red shoes (preferably Nikes) and is heavily into African American men.

Brandon, you see Becky wearing them red shoes? You know what that means…

by TheFinalElegy January 3, 2024

victim shoes

Flip-Flops or other footwear that proves useless in life or death situations

"If he hadn't been wearing victim shoes, he might have gotten away"

by crazyirishscotchdrinker January 16, 2012

Fitted-shoes

Doltish and ignorant dummies.

"She issa fitted-shoes"
She rell ignorant.

by Unknown qween June 14, 2020

shoe

A way a goody two shoes call hoes, hoes without saying the actual word hoe because they are afraid of being heard. moving the s in shoe to the end equals hoes

goody two shoes- "did you see the shoes in the bathroom vaping this morning"

not goody two shoes- "just say hoes already, im getting sick of this fucking language"

by Heeyyygirl April 2, 2019