The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions

Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me

by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

Idaho surprise

When you find human excrement in a public place.

I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.

by anonymous April 16, 2023

dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.

Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!

by Deacon117 March 3, 2021

Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome

“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024