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Fudge packer

To be annoying and play shitty songs to the public. To stalk others and not leave them alone. A bipolar, reptarded, farf. A homosexual human being that has no life.
That Suave guy is such a fudge packer, he won't leave us alone!
Suave is a fudge packer, it makes me want to farf on him and make him sniff hobos' butts.
by Ewella February 9, 2012
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fudge-packer

When someone, usually a gay male, shoves their stankin' ass dick up another persons's ass, and that person takes a shit and forces the dick out then it comes right back in. Think of it as when a prairie dog sticks it's head in and out of a hole in a fence.
Jeff was a sick gay fudgepacker, he shoved his pimply dick up Dan's ass and he took a shit and forced Jeff's dick out. Gay asses^
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pucker factor

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount
If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc
by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008
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puckered

do you believe that derek, colin ditches us to go hang out with sio after we made plans with him...... i know mal he is so PUCKERED.
by oak.... April 17, 2008
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Puckernut

I used my 12' monkey wrench to loosen your sister's puckernut.
by The_mekanik March 17, 2004
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pucker pie

For those who don't like the idea of snackin on hair pie, there is the pucker pie. A nicely puckered pink asshole, may even have a bush of hair, mmmm. Quite the splendid treat for the accomplished salad tosser.
Aunt Flow is visiting. Damn...... Thankfully there is the pucker pie to hold me over. Nice sweet treat for those off days.
by freaky lady June 20, 2007
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Fudge Packer

A gay man with a huge dick so instead of being a shit tickler someone who can't stick there dick in very far were as fudge packer shoves that shit all the way up the poop shoot
what do you call a gay guy that has a big dick?

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a Fudge Packer
by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009
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