"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real
bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some
guy, when I got the chance I pulled the
guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven'
t been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the
guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"