Brick Dick

This is the slang term for a guy who has a some what large chode and its almost as gurthy as a brick.

Man... did you hear about Colin’s Brick Dick?

by spookycloutman November 30, 2017

Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex

Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.

by Milf33 May 5, 2025

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

shields brick

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =

Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.

by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

Dropping a brick on a chick

When a guy sends a girl a long ass text message

Guy 1: Dude, I texted this girl the lyrics to My Dick... I'm so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: Nah man, your just dropping a brick on a chick

by ColWhackaMole September 9, 2019

Brick house

One of the insults Jo from total drama calls Brick
"Hey, brick house!"

"Hey Brick house!"
"Sir leaks a lot"
"Bricks for brains"
"Dampy"
"fine, fine we'll play it ur way captain whizz"

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022

Brick

A person who can’t drive a manual or is incompetent,brainless, or dumb

Your a brick if you can’t switch gears

by Aptheoneandonly March 16, 2023