Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021

Oliver

a guy who embarrasses himself all the time but he at least has a huge dick so it makes up for the embarrassment he does by existing

Oliver: Hi I’m Oliver :D
Anyone: Ok. Wow nice cock bro.

by someguyudontneedtoknow September 5, 2023

Oliver tompson

Gay Muppet who has a shallow friend group containing 2 people and his ego.

You look like Oliver tompson

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Oliver

A known name also referred as Oliver Garden. Oliver’s are usually known for there lack of talent and known of gender.

Oliver garden stfu

Oliver what are your pronouns? Idk

*changing pronouns and name every other day*

by Oliver garden July 14, 2021

Oliver

Oliver Brunskill is a certifed gay pornstar, he likes to suck dick 24/7 and always likes to play with his 2 inch dick.

Shit homie Oliver pullin up with a dildo

by HDsh July 6, 2019

Oliver

dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me

karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."

by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021

Oliver

A man who spunks in his own mouth.

Oh wow he’s such an Oliver.

by HAHAHAGANGX01 March 29, 2020