Jerk battle

A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.

“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”

by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025

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Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.

My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

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Japanese Jerk

When you pull out to cum on her back then scream "kamikaze" and stick it back inside and cum

I pulled a Japanese jerk on my girlfriend and she's now pregnant

by Unclejazz April 8, 2025

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Jerk a dog

To get money

“I’m bouta go jerk a dog”

by Swn7 March 11, 2023

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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

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