Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020
The substance you get when you squeeze your nipple really hard. It is usually green. It is very thick and it tastes like war heads.
by Gbomb iz soooo coool February 13, 2010
HotL Crew: Sturm then ordered...
...an MJ cologne-milkshake...
...it soothed his...
Sturms Mustache: Silver dollar nipples!
...an MJ cologne-milkshake...
...it soothed his...
Sturms Mustache: Silver dollar nipples!
by Mulleted Hessian! October 31, 2003
Ghandi's ambidextrous third nipple. It was always hidden by the cloth he wore around himself. At first you might not be able to recognize the third nipple, but it is there. The third nipple is worshiped and loved by all.
Ghandi's third nipple is our savior. All hail ghandi's third nipple! Chuck Noll loved ghandi's third nipple and cherished it like a brother.
by Taxidermist October 04, 2005
Originating from the age old saying 'udder on a pole', this phrase has been refined through the ages to the slick, user freindly version we present to you here.
Affectionate insult.
Affectionate insult.
by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005
-wow that bra looks so cute, but where the f is that models nipple?!
- oh I guess it's just a ghost nipple
- oh I guess it's just a ghost nipple
by Machogurka November 17, 2016
this uber cool kid named nick who has three nipples. we had a baby named hank, he was a grilled cheese sandwich....i ate it.
by holla atcha white guuurl January 12, 2006