Schmib Job

A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"

Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.

by kantori84 July 20, 2009

Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010

Union Job

When two guys are having sex with a single female and ejaculate all over her backside. Then they smooth it out with their dicks like spackle and wait for it to dry.

Rick and Morty gave Beth a union job last night.

by happyfuntiem January 10, 2021

job creation

The act of unzipping one's trousers or slacks.

Even in a slow economy, Clinton was willing to demonstrate his acumen at job creation, even for the unpaid position of White House Intern. His "tally" is surely more than the geckoesque sum total of Mitt Romney's employment strategies.

by Newt's shrunken Newt December 15, 2011

M job

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

by r@nd0m September 14, 2012

shake job

A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir

I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.

by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011

River Job

When a mans nut is transfered from one asshole to another with ones mouth.

Jim river jobbed me last night, it was weird.

by Aldtai May 14, 2011