by Himmyyy February 6, 2024

by Hoe. January 16, 2020

by Nookiecookie November 10, 2020

He’s hot and knows how to play baseball. Scared to date because you don’t know how attach your gonna get. Cannot swim well can barley swim.
by Dezie May 22, 2022

by Kill all nathans April 5, 2019

For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.
Do you see that thing running towards us?
Oh no…Is that?
It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-
Oh no…Is that?
It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-
by bwtriz December 26, 2021

by No Chill Nathan August 17, 2021
