Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.

Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am

by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011

Mountain Grass

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Minnesota Milk Mountain

When the performance of 6 men stacked like a mountain lube each other up with whole milk and partake in a sex act. Origin: Minnesota

Did you guys hear David was in a Minnesota Milk Mountain?

by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025

Mountain Teeth

A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.

While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.

by sinsix February 10, 2010

islantic mountain water

A FCUKING SCAM FROM ICELAND

THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water

by AMANUEL TESSEMA September 18, 2022

mountain runs

Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.

Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs

Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.

by Mountainruns365 October 10, 2013