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Issac Young Middle School 

the dumbest school on (possibly) this entire planet! Hmm where shouuld i begin? oh yeah lets start with the kids! The kids are dumb as a pile of bricks or dog turd.The girls are complete sluts and dress like they're going to party hard and they are OLYMPIC-LEVEL BITCHES.They do nothing but start catfights with each other!,usally about a boyfriend or a facebook photo and the comments.But not all of them are bitches.Some of them and very nice and funny to be around and such.And THEY (the stupid girls)must wear forever21/ambercrombie/hollister/juicy/PINK. The boys are not much better either.They are either horny or just plain douchebags.They like to make out with the girls or touch their butt/breasts.Or they either make fun of the girls and try to beat them up.Nuff said bout the boys.the school its self is like a concrete prision.there are roaches in the locker room and smells too.And in gym class you dont even do anything! you just sit there like a rock and do nothing! suppodedly they are taking atenndence but they talk about.
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!
***Football Field:12:25pm*****
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School

South Miami Middle School 

A school full of narcissistic, selfish, fake, retarted people (specially the rich brats).
South Miami Middle School is and will always be a rats nest.

Laing Middle School 

Quite possibly the coolest/best school in the nation. Home to the most amazing people ever, LMS is quite envied by it's rival schools, Cario and Moultrie. The kids at this school are comedy gold, smart as hell, pretty damn good lookin, cooler than...anyone, the nicest people you'll ever meet, the best partiers around, fresh till death, fly till they die, and are just amazing in general. All the kids at Laing- cheerleaders, jocks, skaters, partiers, towne center junkies, nerds, good-goodies, surfers, islanders, rednecks, country boys, tomboys, girly girls, football players, ballers, comedians, weirdos, crazy kids, etc. all combine in the end to make one big ass family, for a pretty smal lschool. They bleed maroon and black, and represent like no other. The teachers at this school are AMAZING, and their band/orchestra wins 1st at every competition. This place is just epic. Their sports teams are too fly for haters to hate them.

"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3
Laing Middle School by FMdog10 March 27, 2011

Lower dauphin middle school 

Lower dauphin IS BY FAR THE WORST school district the teachers look like they just fucked in the bathroom and the guys are either on probation or a horndog. The girls are either a total bitch or ugly as hell! and the principles are like all creations from years of years of incest. Many of the students get in more trouble than doing good. The bully problem is off the charts high! One student was doing his vaporizer or "vape pen" and the damn thing exploded in his face and 3 other peoples face. The teachers can read english, cursive, or anything even if the neatest handwriting is written. Because of all the retarded kids here we call this place slower dauphin, where your dreams go to die. If you have a dream the teacher and principles and even guidance counselors shut you down this is by far the worst place and dont even get me started on the superintendent... she thinks she knows how to handle kids but 6 of every 20 kids either are doing coke in the bathrooms or smoking something... the white boys are dumb fucking wiggers and the girls are whores every guy probably have cabbage ass ... so do your self a favor ovoid slower dauphin and once more fuck you lower daupin
Do you go the lower dauphin middle school?

North Haven Middle School 

A low down school with major leakages and needs a lot of fixing up, but has good staff. It has been around for years, and used to be the old high school, but people couldn't find the time/money to build a new school for a middle school, so they used the old high school... that was not such a good choice, so whoever made that happen, you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole.
The students are either skanks or douches. The majority of them are Italian, so they try to reenact Jersey Shore like it is their job.
"Hey did you ever go to North Haven Middle School?"
"WTF no, that place is filled with shit and skanks."

Waynesboro middle school. 

A poor kid public school in waynesboro,pa.most of the kids who go theres parents household income is 30,000 dollars a year,which alot of them spend on graphic t's at hollister or aeropostale beacuse they think wearing it will make them look rich.....lol.alot of the kids there are rough because almost everybodys parents are divorced.alot of people think there cool there because there parents eaither a waitress at the waffle house,or runs a ghetto salon that braids your hair while putting alot of grease in it.Almost everybody there is a crackhead,most people there start in elementary school.MOst of the kids are stupid and only about 10% graduate from high school.The guys and girls there think there extremely cool and filthy rich if they wear hollister and aeropostale apparel even thought that stuff is for poor people.for a fun time the kids there go to cosmic skate a place where a lot of ghetto poor kids dance to ghetto music,during the summer they go to northside a community pool where the girls and guys can flaunt there tummy rolls in the aeropostale bathing suits that were on clearnce.Alot of the people who attend are either redneck or ghetto.Ghetto is there main aim.lots of the ghetto girls put grease in there hair because the think its cool,there the ones you dont hang out with.lots of boys are players.alot of the teachers are uneducated and arent sufficticated most went to community college for a degree,its a horrible school never attend you'll regret it.
ben a poor kid:Hey mom can we go to the winchester mall in virginia so i can get some graphic t's at hollister.Waynesboro middle school."

Mom:well,ben honey i dont know maybe when we get our 10,000 income tax we can.

ben:how come we cant have a hollister at our local valley mall.
mom:because everybodys too poor to afford it.

ben:of course soory i forgot.

mom:its okay ben why dont you just borry some hand me downs from your best friend landon.

ben:okay but he's at tony's house taking a shower because his mom forgot to pay the water bill.

mom:oh really!!! thats too bad.

ben: i know hmmm. i need a haircut.

mom:why dont you go get one with the 350 dollars i gave you for your b-day.

ben:you mean the money you found while you were walking to the good will to buy me the special carpentar jeans i wanted,okayy thats a great idea.
obviously ben isnt

clark middle school

cms is a nasty ass poor ass school filled with niggas that really want clout. you bitches getting pregnant at the age 2 and trotting around like it’s cute. you house pussies look like an oval. like tf. you bitches ain’t cute. y’all do hard drugs like little crackheads thinking y’all the shit claiming to get 10473k views when nobody except he clout chasers rlly even care abt. you can’t flex views and if you do it’s just proves how sad you are. periodt. don’t get me started on the goddamn teachers. they act bold asf when they wigs stiff and and they be crying up in the classrooms thinking we gone sympathize for them. like no. ain’t no decent teachers they all whack and unnecessary. hoes are always mad and it’s just not a place you’d want to surround yourself. especially with all the drug dealers and juulers which fill clark to the brim with smoke and black lungs.
clark middle school needs to get shot up bc it’s filled with nasty hoes who deserve NOTHING ;).