Mexican Trowel Job 

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.

I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?

Mexican Trowel Job by turd dangler September 29, 2015

Mexican squirt

The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.

Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.

Mexican squirt by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015

Mexican Turkey 

A giant mecha chicken, it has the name of turkey because of how big it is.

This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way

"A mexican turkey came to my house and destroyed my house"

Mexican Turkey by MechaTurkey43 April 27, 2016

Mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids and her husbands ball sag a shit ton. SaggyNipples

Come one jimmy we can't invite 80kids to your birthday this isn't a fucking Mexican Casa

Mexican casa by SAGGYNIPPLES43 May 25, 2016

mexican dad

I jumped the border for you

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"

mexican dad by Lenkesh May 3, 2018

Mexican Water Drops 

Pure liquid, burning, explosive diarrhea.

Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.

How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.

Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.

Mexican Water Drops by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.

How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...

mexican wet whistle by ZCV99 February 6, 2019