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Jone

A slang term for that “3rd Legper say.
Dude we can see your jone through your pants.
by Unk0wn_Dr0ne March 2, 2024
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joned

basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner
hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude
by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023
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Erin Jones

Person 1: Who is that??
Person 2: Thats Erin Jones
Person1: No… I think that’s a goddess
by Beeees May 11, 2022
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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort
Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home
by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022
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This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.
How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!
by Indiana himself December 2, 2020
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