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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
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weston johnson

a guy who couldn't find his full name so he decided to make a definition himself
Weston Johnson: *searches name*
NO RESULTS
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself
by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020
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Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.
Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?
by Manny Morales November 23, 2021
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Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
by biebercakes August 23, 2011
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Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.
Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner
by Nails420 April 18, 2025
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johnson sock

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"
by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016
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long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat
by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
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