Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022

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Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

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When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...

"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"

by Artoiz February 6, 2022

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The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off

The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

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karrell johnson

Karrell Johnson can be mean to his hatters and nice to his people that he ducks with but he hates it when people fake on him and then they come back because he got something that they want. In the end karrell Johnson is a chill funny smart dude to have as a friend. He may say he hate some one but really he/she is like a brother/sister to him and if u hurt one of them karrell Johnson WILL kill them and tell god he is sorry for his mistake

Karrell Johnson you is real funny

by Karrell johnson April 4, 2018

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