Ur grandpap a trap

13 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister. A star explodes each time the phrase is said.

Tom: ur mom gay .
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*

by Elongated boi March 14, 2018

Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

trap song

I peice of shit song that most arrogant boys and wanna be bad ass girls listen to. Usually it will be rap with bad singing and poor lyrics. Let's not forget how cool you will sound listening to it!

Wow that trap song sounds made me 3000 times cooler.

by Wowthatsfire August 05, 2015

Your grandpap a trap

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny

“Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap

by TazFTW March 13, 2018

Venus Nut Trap

Directly following anal sex, the testicles are inserted into the wide open sphincter, which immediately contracts around the balls, holding the nutsack hostage in the butthole.

Michelle: Is Joe out of the hospital yet?

Vickie: No, I Venus Nut Trapped him last night. He'll be in there for a while.

Nicole: Serves him right for putting it in your butt.

by poopside March 16, 2010

XO Trap Queen

A female fuck buddy and/or female best friend that mostly hit licks for her homie. She also holds you down whenever, wherever, and however. She never questions you and she only fucks with you.

Damn I aint dating shorty but she down for me. Dats my XO Trap Queen.

by Pnutssss November 12, 2018

Bahamian Lobster Trap

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

by Omalley December 14, 2015